Book Description Dear Reader, The guy who usually writes these letters asked me to do it instead Maybe he was having a bad writing day Maybe he wanted me to play the sap for him Or maybe he ran into Troubанрхуle with a capital T Well, Trouble'sin my business I'm a dog I'm a detective The name's Bud Barkin And this book is about the case I had involving a dame named Delilah Gorbish, whom I would call Trouble with a capital T except I've used that metaphor already, and аяшбвthe clown named CrustyCarmady whose calling card is a teakettle that he heaves through windows Nice pair of birds The mystery deepens with another character called the Big Fish, who isn't really a fish and who's addicted to the Home Shopping Network Hey, I don't write 'em -- I just solve 'em Yours truly, Bud Barkin, PE.